April 2011
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON.
I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD.
FUCKING DYING ^
hhaha. trololol.
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in HD oh my
hAhaha
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them i’m claustrophobic?”
“uhmm.. you guys.. can you like.. dig me up.. i’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah..”
“omg, satan is so funny!”
“hell isn’t that bad, atleast you get internet :)”
“lol u guise, i saw the list for people going to hell, you, blahblah are going STRAIGHT to hell hah!”
